Hungry Hamburger

Our resident serial killer is at it again. This time he's combining human tongues with hamburgers. He's about to embark on a freaky food journey at the Cannibal Cafe. This is going to be one hell of a menu, but for now enjoy these hungry hamburgers. You can’t eat them, but they might eat you.  (Just joking, of course! No humans were harmed in the making of this product.)

These little guys are made from foam, acrylic paint, hydrophilic fiber, doll eyes, artificial sinew, and have a tongue ring accessory attached. We make a lot of these little guys and we can’t picture them all individually. We do sometimes run out and it’s difficult to know when we will have them again. The photo represents a variation and the actual one you receive will have its own personality and different tongue ring. They are about the same size of an actual hamburger and their tongue is squishy and feels like a real tongue. We have three  variations. “I want one with two eyes,” "Surprise me with a mutant variation,” or “I’d like to select from available.” If you are nervous about your baby, we will take some photos of what we have on hand for you to select from before we mail it, this may delay the order for a short time.  This is a piece of art, not meant for dogs or very small children. *If you select to see what we have available please input an email address or phone number in the checkout notes for us to send you the pictures of our current available stock.